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Writen: December - 16th 2001

Welcome to a new site called The Web files. This is a site that contains a log of the thing I have and am still learning on the internet such as Webdesign and other stuff. Pretty soon I am Hoping to have all the content up such as the forum, IRC Chat room, and all the other sections. I only have a few topics on the side which I havent started to do yet but they are my Ideas so far.

I have uploaded This much of the site to get it tested by other people on their computers. I know its a pain when people upload their un finished sites and leave them un touched forever but I promise to keep you updated. Even if no content arrives in a hurry I am Still commited to running the Forum and Chat room for everyone to enjoy!! I would love some feed back on the site and you can email me at bensmail@bigpond.com anytime you like.
For now enjoy the little joke that I placed below and make sure you stay tuned for more updates!!




LOL


The first Blond GUY joke ... Im so happy Im not blond!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.
"Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.
..............................are you ready for it....................



"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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